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posted "Two great things that go great together, just not over 90 minutes." about Cowboys & Aliens (2011 film).   July 31, 2011
Screenwriters and Editing Two great things that go great together,
Heres the two things I thought of as I watched this movie:      1.  The idea of gold hungry aliens has come a long way since
commented on review of Black Sheep (1996 movie), "Re-making TOMMY BOY Without Actually Re-making It.".   June 27, 2011
posted "Fat guy and smug weasel are up to no good in the middle of nowhere." about Black Sheep (1996 movie).   June 27, 2011
Fat guy and smug weasel are up to no good in the middle of nowhere. Fat guy and smug weasel are up to no goo
I never knew quite what to say about this movie, but then I remember that this movie is so much like Tommy Boy-and then it hit me.  It's a se
posted "PeeWorld, with Kevin Costner, no it's not redundant." about Waterworld.   June 27, 2011
PeeWorld, with Kevin Costner, no it's not redundant. PeeWorld, with Kevin Costner, no it's no
To this day, this one dystopian future action movie still has a reputation as being one of the most notorious movies ever.  At the time, it had
has added a new poll Movies based on Video Games   January 28, 2011
posted ""Sci fi action with ray guns and springshoes" If this was the title, it would have been better." about Super Mario Bros. (1993 movie).   January 27, 2011
Caption "Sci fi action with ray guns and springs
In the annals of "video game movies suck" this one film can still remain king for one reason.  It became the trend setter for all of th
commented on review of Sudden Impact (1983), "Disappointing sequel, but watchable for one big reason".   December 27, 2010
posted "Rocky V and a half?" about Over the Top.   December 10, 2010
Rocky V and a half? Rocky V and a half?
After seeing the Rocky movies and finally this, one of Stallone's many attempts to gain some notoriety outside of his Rambo and Rocky characters,
posted "Stallone + Russell = nachos" about Tango & Cash.   December 02, 2010
Stallone + Russell = nachos Stallone + Russell = nachos
Is it possible for a movie to be as corny as it is cheesy?  Can it still be fun even though the drivel you see before you is pretty bad?  Ye
commented on review of Unstoppable (2010 movie), "Tony Scott Delivers A Total Popcorn Thrill Ride!".   November 13, 2010
posted "You're not a knucklehead if you continue to watch this, just not asking for much is all." about Knucklehead (film).   November 10, 2010
You're not a knucklehead if you continue to watch this, just not asking for much is all. You're not a knucklehead if you continue
Nice, light and dumb comedies.  Even when they aren't funny they are still enjoyable.  You can see the jokes a mile away, contrived circ
commented on review of The Room, "There will never be a worse film made than this".   October 22, 2010
commented on review of The Room, "There will never be a worse film made than this".   October 22, 2010
commented on review of The Room, "There will never be a worse film made than this".   October 22, 2010
commented on review of Hitman, "The Bald, The Sexy And The Barcodes....".   October 11, 2010
posted ""Garbage Scow Captain: Class 5"" about Wing Commander.   October 11, 2010
"Garbage Scow Captain: Class 5"
Too many times in moviedom does a movie take a precious work of genre and, well ruin it.  Whether it's us stupid viewers not appreciating "th
posted "Speed 2? RUN!" about Speed 2: Cruise Control.   October 09, 2010
Speed 2? RUN! Speed 2? RUN!
I almost forgot what a crummy movie sequel felt like since lately they haven't been too bad but then I saw Speed 2 and, well, yep.  Never let
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