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Because liking a movie doesn't make it suck less.
James Beswick (jbeswick)
posted "The Things You Need to Know About Paul - New Express Review Format!" about Paul (2011 movie).   October 11, 2011
The Things You Need to Know About Paul -
It's the new super-sexy Express Review format that celebrates A.D.D.   Paul is the worst comedy of 2011, if not the worst film, period
posted "The Things You Need to Know About Limitless - New Express Review Format!" about Limitless.   July 28, 2011
The Things You Need to Know About Limitl
This is my new express review format since there's more to say about TV commercials these days than most films. It's a super-sexy new format t
unlocked the "You're tearing me apart!" badge   July 23, 2011
posted "Total Recall Meets The Bourne Identity" about Unknown (2011 movie).   July 14, 2011
Total Recall Meets The Bourne Identity
Unknown might be the most preposterous movie of a year that most films decided to stop suspending disbelief and let it rest on the floor for a wh
posted "Forget "Snakes on a Plane" - It's "No Brakes on a Train!"" about Unstoppable (2010 movie).   March 07, 2011
Forget "Snakes on a Plane" - It's "No Br
Tony Scott has watched too much MTV in his life. There's a massively over-used camera shot which I'm sure he created but you see it everywhere
created a list "7 Film Titles that were just... too... well... LONG".   February 16, 2011
posted "Case 39 = Bridget Jones Meets Omen" about Case 39.   January 07, 2011
Case 39 = Bridget Jones Meets Omen
Renee Z plays a hard-working social worker with a heart of gold (is there any other kind in Hollywood?), whose equally nice best friend (Bradley Coope
commented on review of Case 39, "Social Work Can Be Hell".   January 07, 2011
created a list "It's the Movie Cliche List -- PART TWO!".   December 17, 2010
created a list "Zzz... Movies I Thought Would Never End".   December 08, 2010
commented on review of Jurassic Park, "Cretaceous Park? Fun Spielberg Film!".   December 05, 2010
created a list "Top Ten Bizarre Movie Special Effects of All Time".   December 04, 2010
created a list "Oh no! It's the Movie Cliche List!".   November 13, 2010
posted "It's not nearly as good as you think it is!" about Jurassic Park.   November 05, 2010
It's not nearly as good as you think it
*** SPOILERS AND BAD, BAD LANGUAGE AHEAD ***      Everyone loves Jurassic Park - it's like T2 for dinosaurs. But despite speci
commented on review of I Am Legend, "Will Smith saves the World from bad CGI.".   October 24, 2010
posted "There will never be a worse film made than this" about The Room.   October 19, 2010
There will never be a worse film made th
Based upon my generally optimistic state, I tend to believe that human ingenuity guarantees that the best car hasn't built yet, and the best novel
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "I See You, Avatar".   March 23, 2010
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "I See You, Avatar".   March 23, 2010
commented on review of Tango & Cash, "For the Braindead".   January 13, 2010
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "Absorbing Fantasy Adventure and Thought-Povoking Themes Make This a Blockbuster!".   December 21, 2009
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "Absorbing Fantasy Adventure and Thought-Povoking Themes Make This a Blockbuster!".   December 21, 2009
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "It's Like Stepping Into a Dream...".   December 19, 2009
commented on review of Avatar (2009 film), "The Greatest Science Fiction Epic of All Time!".   December 19, 2009
commented on review of Jurassic Park, "Anyone else have this movie memorized line-for-line?".   May 14, 2009
commented on review of I Am Legend, "Hollywood hates Richard Matheson".   May 08, 2009
commented on review of The Happening, "The Crappening or The Sick Sense?".   May 08, 2009
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