posted the Quick Tip, "Review Haiku: Aussie Latinos;/ No switchblade boomerang jokes?/ I feel so cheated.", on the topic The Shrimp on the Barbie.   March 22

posted "The Shrimp on the Barbie...Not as appetizing as you would like." about The Shrimp on the Barbie.   March 22

The Shrimp on the Barbie...Not as appeti …
It is often considered a red flag when a director decides to obscure his or her involvement in a film by adopting the infamous Alan Smithee pseudonym, …

posted the Quick Tip, "A well done yet still completely unnecessary remake of the Peckinpah classic, its only major flaw is ...", on the topic Straw Dogs (2011 remake).   December 22, 2011

posted the Quick Tip, "A genre blend that starts off strong despite the adherence to a multitude of western cliches, it all ...", on the topic Cowboys & Aliens (2011 film).   December 22, 2011

unlocked the Moviesucktastic Fanboy badge   July 23, 2011

posted the Quick Tip, "If you ever wanted to watch Michael Ironside in a latex muscle shirt sexually abusing an eighties ha ...", on the topic Visiting Hours.   July 16, 2011

posted "More Like "The Waiting Room."" about Visiting Hours.   July 16, 2011

More Like "The Waiting Room."
Visiting Hours is a rather uninspiring Canadian-filmed slasher flick, rushed out to capitalize on the success of movies like Halloween, that would hav …

posted the Quick Tip, "So much fun, you can almost forgive it for being in 3D.", on the topic Drive Angry 3D.   July 16, 2011

posted "A Fistful of Awesome Disguised as a Bad Movie" about Drive Angry 3D.   July 16, 2011

A Fistful of Awesome Disguised as a Bad …
By every stretch of the imagination, Drive Angry should be a bad movie. Low budget car-chase action flick with demons battling from hell on southern h …

posted "A Movie-Lover's Manifesto!" about There Are No Bad Movies (Only Bad Audiences).   February 21, 2011

A Movie-Lover's Manifesto!
As a person who not only believes in bad moves, but seeks them out intentionally, it is hard to imagine that I would find myself enjoying a book that …

posted "Time Waves and Monkey Lizards. Yes, you heard me correctly." about A Sound of Thunder.   August 25, 2010

Time Waves and Monkey Lizards. Yes, you …
Director Peter Hyams is no rookie when it comes to bad films. He has made more than his fair share. The best that can be said is that he’s an av …

commented on imahsome's review of A Sound of Thunder, "A Sound of- *YAAAWWWWNNNIIINNGGG.....*".   August 25, 2010

commented on imahsome's review of A Sound of Thunder, "A Sound of- *YAAAWWWWNNNIIINNGGG.....*".   August 25, 2010

commented on imahsome's review of A Sound of Thunder, "A Sound of- *YAAAWWWWNNNIIINNGGG.....*".   August 25, 2010

commented on imahsome's review of A Sound of Thunder, "A Sound of- *YAAAWWWWNNNIIINNGGG.....*".   August 25, 2010

created a list "MST3K Monster Rally".   July 17, 2010

created a list "Killer Insect Movies!".   July 17, 2010

commented on smichaelwilson's review of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (movie), "The Twilight Saga: Doing to Vampires what Harry Potter did to Witchcraft.".   July 17, 2010

commented on smichaelwilson's review of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (movie), "The Twilight Saga: Doing to Vampires what Harry Potter did to Witchcraft.".   July 17, 2010

posted the Quick Tip, ""Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, the cutest SNAKE MAN!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! SNAKE MAN!!!", on the topic Dreamscape.   July 17, 2010

posted "Sweet Dreams are made of... SNAKE MAN!" about Dreamscape.   July 17, 2010

Sweet Dreams are made of... SNAKE MAN!
Years before Christopher Nolan had Leonardo DiCaprio teaching Ellen Page how to steal secrets from people’s dreams, De …

posted the Quick Tip, "When you can throw away the entire first act without any real impact to the story, you know you are ...", on the topic KILLERS (2010).   July 09, 2010

posted "Killers Doesn't Shoot Straight" about KILLERS (2010).   July 09, 2010

Killers Doesn't Shoot Straight
The concept of a husband, wife or loved one leading a secret life as an undercover agent is nothing new. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Grosse Point Blanke …

posted "The Twilight Saga: Doing to Vampires what Harry Potter did to Witchcraft." about The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (movie).   July 06, 2010

The Twilight Saga: Doing to Vampires wha …
"Team Edward or Team Jacob?"      The smiling goth in the ticket booth at the drive-in means no harm. Her words are not …

posted "The A-Team, Drive-Ins and Dog Owners Under Scrutiny!" about Moviesucktastic Episode #16.   June 15, 2010

The A-Team, Drive-Ins and Dog Owners Und …
It's been nearly a month since the last episode of the MovieSucktastic, so this is a welcome return. Supposedly the MovieSucktastic pod …

commented on Ianmat's review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence), "The Return of Smut AKA A review of Human Centipede".   June 08, 2010

commented on Ianmat's review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence), "The Return of Smut AKA A review of Human Centipede".   June 08, 2010

posted the Quick Tip, "Who says there aren't any original ideas left? Even the most jaded horror fan should get a disturbed ...", on the topic The Human Centipede (First Sequence).   June 08, 2010

posted "Grotesquely Entertaining!" about The Human Centipede (First Sequence).   June 08, 2010

Grotesquely Entertaining!
When The Human Centipede by Tom Six was first recommended to me, I was sure that it was a joke. "No, really. What's it about?" It is th …

took a poll "Worst Star Wars Film?"   May 12, 2010