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reviewed Knucklehead (film). January 17, 2013
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Knucklehead (film)
            KNUCKLEHEAD      I am a huge wrestling fan and a huge movie fan so when the two come together I am all in. this was a comedy that …
reviewed A Serbian Film. September 16, 2012
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Serbian film
Zero stars out of ****    When a film stirs as much controversy as this one does, I feel inclined to see it just for the sake of seeing it. Most times, people make a big deal over …
reviewed The Human Centipede (First Sequence). August 27, 2012
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
** out of ****    As "The Human Centipede: First Sequence" opens, we are introduced to a less-than-good doctor named Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser) who holds creepy pictures of three …
reviewed Blue Velvet. August 17, 2012
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Blue Velvet
**** out of ****    In the fictional logging town of Lumberton, writer-director David Lynch has created an urban landscape pretty enough for a postcard. In a creepy opening, we see …
reviewed Scarecrows (movie). August 17, 2012
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* out of ****    I literally have nothing to say for this film and just how bad it is. It shoots itself in the foot from the get-go, opening with a horrifyingly misguided sequence …
reviewed Clash of the Titans (2010). July 19, 2012
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Clash of the Titans (2010 film)
*1/2 out of ****    I'm starting to think it's nigh impossible to make a good "Clash of the Titans" movie. The first - and unfortunately not last - was from 1981 and failed to leave …
reviewed The Last House on the Left (1972). April 30, 2012
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The Last House on the Left (1972)
    It is a loose remake of Ingmar Bergman's THE VIRGIN SPRING (1960), but few people would watch Wes Craven's THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972) expecting profound philosophical contemplation …
reviewed Frenzy. April 01, 2012
Frenzy
A serial murderer nicknamed the 'necktie killer' is terrorizing women in London, and Richard Blaney (Jon Finch), seen at the wrong place at the wrong time, becomes the chief suspect. How to prove …
reviewed The Shrimp on the Barbie. March 22, 2012
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The Shrimp on the Barbie
It is often considered a red flag when a director decides to obscure his or her involvement in a film by adopting the infamous Alan Smithee pseudonym, a name now synonymous with “bad” movies. …
reviewed Do You Like Hitchcock?. February 23, 2012
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Do You Like Hitchcock?
**1/2 out of ****    As a devote fan of director Dario Argento's work in the horror genre, ranging exclusively from the 70's to the 80's into the early 90's, I have this odd, unexplainable …
reviewed Raging Bull. February 23, 2012
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Raging Bull
**** out of ****    Mascagni's "Cavalleria Rusticana" is a beautiful song. I have heard it in a great many films, because I'm clearly not the only one to feel its divine power; although …
reviewed Straw Dogs (2011 remake). February 13, 2012
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Straw Dogs - A Remake Of Sam Peckinpah's Classic
*** out of ****    Sam Peckinpah's "Straw Dogs" was released in 1971 and was immediately misjudged, seemingly at the very moment of its arrival. It sent movie-goers either running …
reviewed The Skin I Live In. January 11, 2012
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The Skin I Live In
Banderas is what drew me to this film. And he puts on an excellent performance here. In fact, all of the actors and actresses did well.   It is an excellent film too but it is still getting a …
reviewed Fight Club (1999 movie). December 25, 2011
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Fight Club
NOTE: This was formatted for my blog, so just in case you plan to waste your time reading(as in the pictures and spacing won't be correctly placed) , follow the link :http://rantsofadegenerate.blogspot.com …
reviewed Straw Dogs. December 24, 2011
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Poster of the film.
**** out of ****    Sam Peckinpah's "Straw Dogs" is a stirring, often times riveting thriller; a film about violence, emotional destruction, social discrimination, and the limits of …
reviewed Alone in the Dark (2005 movie). November 25, 2011
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Alone in the Dark
Half a star out of ****    Uwe Boll's "Alone in the Dark" has nothing to do with the somewhat-forgotten and underrated 1982 slasher film of the same name. It is, instead, a big-screen …
reviewed The Skin I Live In. November 10, 2011
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The Skin I Live In
PedroPedroPedro AlmodovarPedro Almodovar is one of my favorite directors and story tellers.  His newest film, The Skin I Live In once more proves his genius.  I don't want to say too much …
reviewed A Clockwork Orange. November 09, 2011
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Movie poster
My Blog: http://rantsofadegenerate.blogspot.com/    RT Profile: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/member/jhon/       "One thing I could never stand was to see …
reviewed Paul (2011 movie). October 11, 2011
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Paul
It's the new super-sexy Express Review format that celebrates A.D.D.   Paul is the worst comedy of 2011, if not the worst film, period. I didn't fall for the "two British guys …
reviewed Limitless. September 19, 2011
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Limitless
No one wants to become an addict to damage himself. Everyone becomes addicted to something because of the promise of becoming hipper, cooler, suaver, smarter and perhaps even more charismatic. Now let …
reviewed Straw Dogs (2011 remake). September 18, 2011
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Straw Dogs - A Remake Of Sam Peckinpah's Classic
Remakes and re-issues seem to be all the rage these days; and as I have stated before, sometimes they can be necessary and they can be a way to update a story for more modern audiences. It is yet to …
reviewed Straw Dogs (2011 remake). September 17, 2011
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Straw Dogs - A Remake Of Sam Peckinpah's Classic
Star Rating:         I described Sam Peckinpah’s 1971 version of Straw Dogs as visceral, disturbing, and unpleasant, and without a doubt, those same qualities apply …
reviewed Straw Dogs (2011 remake). September 16, 2011
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Straw Dogs - A Remake Of Sam Peckinpah's Classic
By Joan Alperin Schwartz      You are a Hollywood screenwriter.  You have a hot wife and a hot Jag.  You move to your wife's hometown in the Deep …
reviewed King Kong (2005 movie). September 10, 2011
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King Kong
**** out of ****     After finishing his breathe-taking "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, Peter Jackson realized that he still had the rest of his entire career ahead of him; and he …
reviewed Unstoppable (2010 movie). August 31, 2011
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Unstoppable
This film was so simple yet it was entertaining and tense and best of all it seemed to stress family, loyalty, honor, all without bad language and violence that seem to accompany most thrillers these …
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